Washington Post andalana roa fitiavana fifaninanana tononkalo

Washington Post andalana roa fitiavana fifaninanana tononkalo
(andalana voalohany indrindra tantaram-pitiavana, 2ND-dalana, kely indrindra, ny andalana voalohany dia tokony mba ho tena tantaram-pitiavana, ary ny faharoa dia tokony ho unromantic :).
1.
Ry malalako, ny olon-tiako, vady tsara tarehy aho:
Manambady ianao no screwed ny fiainako

2.
Hitako ny tavanao rehefa manonofy aho.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

3.
tsara fanahy, manan-tsaina, feno fitiavana sy mafana;
Izany dia mamaritra ny zava-drehetra ianao dia tsy.

4.
Ny fitiavana dia mety ho tsara tarehy, Mety ho tia sambatra,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

5.
Nihevitra aho fa afaka tia tsy misy
— izay eo mandra-nihaona rahalahinao.

6.
Roses dia mena, volomparasy dia manga, siramamy mamy, ary dia toy izany ianareo.
Fa ny raozy no wilting, ny volomparasy maty,the sugar bowl’s empty and
dia toy izany ny lohanao.

7.
Te hahatsapa ny mamy dia mandamaka;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

8.
Tiako ny tsikinao, ny tavanao, ary ny masonao
Tss, I’m good at telling lies!

9.
Ry tiako, ianao haka aina akory aho lasa.
Inona no vao mainka tao ny manimbolo izany?

10.
Ny fihetseham-po ho anao Tsy misy teny afaka milaza,
Afa-tsy ny mety “Mandehana any amin'ny Afobe.”

11.
Inona no aingam-panahy izany amorous hirahiran'ankizy?
Faritra roa vodka, anjara iray sokay.