Washington Post imizila emibili uthando inkondlo ukuncintisana
(umugqa wokuqala romantic kakhulu, 2nd line okungenani, line, okokuqala kudingeka babe yothando kakhulu kanye nesidingo yesibili ukuba abe unromantic :).
1.
Isithandwa sami, lover yami, umfazi omuhle wami:
Eshada wena uye screwed ukuphila kwami

2.
Ngibona ubuso bakho uma I am waphupha.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

3.
Kind, ezihlakaniphile, onothando futhi hot;
Lokhu kukuchaza konke ungeyena.

4.
Uthando lungahlala enhle, Uthando lungahlala sindiso,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

5.
Ngangicabanga ukuthi ngangingakwazi ningathandi nezinye
— okungukuthi kwaze kwaba yilapho ngihlangana umfowenu.

6.
Roses obomvu, violets okwesibhakabhaka, ushukela sweet, futhi ninjalo.
Kodwa rose wilting, the violets bafile,the sugar bowl’s empty and
unjalo ikhanda lakho.

7.
Ngifuna ukuzizwa esifubeni sakho sweet;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

8.
Ngithanda indlela omomotheka ngayo, ubuso bakho, namehlo akho
Hewu, I’m good at telling lies!

9.
Sthandwa sami, wena ukuthatha umoya wami.
Yini wangenela ukuze ukuhogela ngale ndlela?

10.
imizwa yami ngawe akukho mazwi angase atshele,
Ngaphandle mhlawumbe “Esihogweni.”

11.
Yini ephefumulelwe lokhu imvumelwano yokubonisana uthando?
izingxenye ezimbili vodka, ingxenye eyodwa lime.

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